This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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