I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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