real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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