no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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