I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
