I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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