There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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