shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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