in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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