he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
