Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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