People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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