Who did Billy Mays play for?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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