she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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