so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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