Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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