ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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