i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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