if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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