i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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