Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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