Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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