i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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