I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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