when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so explain again why im purple
no
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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