But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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