He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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