I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
did you just send me my own nude
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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