She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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