i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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