Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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