Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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