Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He did a backflip because drugs
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