GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Randomize
