I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
ugly people sure do ruin things
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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