stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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