do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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