so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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