If that was your dad, he is hot
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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