before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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