quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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