i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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