I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
There's even glitter on my cock...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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