Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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