is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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