I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Vodka?
Forever.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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