Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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