If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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