Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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