Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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